Quotes from a Shaw's checkout line at 10:30pm

"What would I do for someone else's Klondike bar? I'd let them have my place in line."

(He did, though I think we nearly the only two customers in the store - he said he has a policy of letting people getting ice cream go ahead so they don't have to wait longer in line, heh)

Followed by our very goth cashier telling me "Okay, so insert your card three times and then swipe it."

(not actually some eldritch ritual; the chip reader wasn't reading cards properly but still insisted on making you try a bunch of times before it gave up)