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[Excerpt 413 from the memoirs of Vriska Serket]
Her Imperial Radiance, our lady Empress of Beforus, has created a perfect world. Her reign established a culture of kindness and responsibility: an era where long-lived highbloods do their part in helping trolls who cannot help themselves. The unfit and infirm are culled and placed under the loving care of highblood caretakers, where they are free to safely live out their lives behind closed doors. Galas and grandeous benefits to help Impoverished Bronzebloods in Need of Husktops, sponsored by only the 8est socialite 8lue8loods, are just some of the ways this flourishing civilization gives back to itself.
The only hiccup is the existence of the Empress’ darling off-spectrum atypically hemotyped cullee who, in between crashing parties and defacing paintings, has been insisting for the past three perigees that an anti-culling revolution is on the way.
What a bunch of hoofbeastshit.
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