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Cocoa ([personal profile] momijizukamori) wrote2006-03-17 03:41 pm
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KH: Fun At Cloud's Expense

(or 'Why My Brother Shouldn't Take Away the Gamecube and Thus RE4')

Cloud: *walks by Sora*
Sora: "HI DAD! :D"
Cloud: "..."

Hades: Let loose and have some fun!
Cloud: "...I don't have 'fun'."

Hercules: *throws Cloud over one shoulder*
Cloud: "...Could you take your hand off my ass, please?"

Oh, Kingdom Hearts. You're utter crack, but you let me smash things with bright pretty colors, and thus I'm appeased. It's like DMC's cousin that's perpetually high on LSD or something.

...Well, that might actually explain the 'Leon'.
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[identity profile] forelyse.livejournal.com 2006-03-17 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
*snickers*

[identity profile] doctorskuld.livejournal.com 2006-03-18 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
Sora: "HI DAD! :D"

Wait wait wait...
I thought Sora the lovechild of Sephiroth and Zack...

and Riku's the lovechild of Sephiroth and Cloud.
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[personal profile] momijizukamori 2006-03-18 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
I thought Sora was the lovechild from Cloud's affair with Vincent. Then Sephiroth found out and killed Vincent, leaving just the cape and claw, which is why Cloud has them.

...I can't even keep our own KH crack straight XD;

[identity profile] doctorskuld.livejournal.com 2006-03-18 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
Then Sephiroth found out and killed Vincent, leaving just the cape and claw, which is why Cloud has them.

Huh...oh yeah. I think you're right.

...I can't even keep our own KH crack straight XD;

yeah, me neither.

You know...if Sora is the child of Cloud and Vincent...and Riku is the child of Sephiroth and Cloud...that means Sora/Riku is incest. XD

And if they have children, they're going be inbred for Cloud's angst genes. XD

Speaking of kiddies...
http://web.mit.edu/skuld/www/clonebaby.jpg

OH MY GOD, it's Riku's clone baby! Better that than inbred! ¬_¬ Right?

(And yes, I realize I owe you a line. I'm dying from finals right now. As soon as I'm done or bored I'll post you a line. :3)
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[personal profile] momijizukamori 2006-03-18 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
...That's both scary and adorable, I think XD; Although now I want to work out my proposed genetics for the Sparda family's bad fashion genes, taking into account the possibility of Dante and Vergil having little inbred demon babies. Somehow. (I am such a nerd)

Eh, don't worry too much about it. I'm just getting horribly impatient, and you're the only one of the four or five people who owe me RP posts that won't either guilt trip me or slit my throat >.>
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